25 up, 25 down! Bring on SXSW.

For the first time in six years, I actually reviewed EVERY movie I saw at Sundance / Slamdance. That never happens. Hence the phrase "for the first time in six years," I guess. Here's everything:

Cinematical

1. Adventures of Power (Ari Gold, Michael Mckean / D: Ari Gold)
2. Blind Date (Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson / D: Stanley Tucci)
3. Good Dick (Jason Ritter, Marianna Palka / D: Marianna Palka)
4. The Great Buck Howard (John Malkovich, Colin Hanks / D: Sean McGinly)
5. The Merry Gentleman (Michael Keaton, Kelly Macdonald / D: Michael Keaton)
6. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (Jon Foster, Sienna Miller / D: Rawson Marhsall Thurber)
7. Pretty Bird (Billy Crudup, Paul Giamatti / D: Paul Schneider)
8. Quid Pro Quo (Nick Stahl, Vera Farmiga / D: Carlos Brooks)
9. The Visitor (Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman / D: Tom McCarthy)
10. The Wackness (Josh Peck, Ben Kingsley / D: Jonathan Levine)
11. What Just Happened? (Robert De Niro, John Turturro / D: Barry Levinson)

FEARnet (a few reviews are still on my editor's desk)

1. Baghead (Ross Partridge, Greta Gerwig / D: Jay & Mark Duplass)
2. The Broken (Lena Headey, Richard Jenkins / D: Sean Ellis)
3. Choke (Sam Rockwell, Kelly Macdonald / D: Clark Gregg)
4. Donkey Punch (Julian Morris, Tom Burke / D: Olly Blackburn)
5. Downloading Nancy (Maria Bello, Rufus Sewell / D: Johan Renck)
6. Fear(s) of the Dark (b&w animated french horror anthology)
7. Funny Games (Naomi Watts, Michael Pitt / D: Michael Haneke)
8. Hell Ride (Michael Madsen, Larry Bishop / D: Larry Bishop)
9. Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (Trevor Matthews, Robert Englund / D: Jon Knautz)
10. Paranormal Activity (D: Oren Peli)
11. Red (Brian Cox, Tom Sizemore / D: Diesen & McKee)
12. Spine Tingler: The William Castle Story (D: Jeffrey Schwarz)
13. Trailer Park of Terror (Nichole Hiltz, Priscilla Barnes / D: Steven Goldmann)
14. Trans-siberian (Emily Mortimer, Woody Harrelson / D: Brad Anderson)

...oh, and then I came home and had to review Meet the Spartans. It felt like a punishment.

( ** asterisks are for internal use only. OK, fine, they're there to remind me which reviews still need to be linked at Rotten Tomatoes and IMDb. There, happy?)