The Siskel & Ebert YouTube Guide!

OK, so this took a lot longer than I expected. But now it's done (until I do an update) and available for usage! I give you the Siskel & Ebert YouTube Guide! And yes, I'm well aware that there's a very slick S&E archive right here, but it doesn't have most of the ones listed below. Plus it has a lame search function.

28UP (1985) both positive
1984 (1984) S: negative / E: positive

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai (1984) S: positive / E: negative
After the Rehearsal (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Alamo Bay (1984) both negative
Aliens (1986) S: negative / E: positive
Alien 3 (1992) both negative
Alien: Resurrection (1997) both negative

All of Me (1984) both positive
Amadeus (1984) both positive
American Dreamer (1984) both negative
Android (1984) both positive
Angel Heart (1987) S: negative / E: positive
Angelo My Love (1983) both positive

Bachelor Party (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Back to School (1986) both positive
Back to the Future (1985) both positive
Backstage at the Kirov (1984) both negative
La Balance (1983) both positive

The Beach Boys: An American Band (1985) both positive
The Bear (1984) both negative
Belizaire the Cajun (1986) both positive
Better Off Dead (1984) both negative
Birdy (1984) S: negative / E: positive

Bizet's Carmen (1984) both positive
The Black Cauldron (1985) S: negative / E: positive
Blade Runner (1982) both positive (re-release)
Blame It On Rio (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Blood Simple (1985) both positive

Blue Thunder (1983) S: positive / E: negative
Blue Velvet (1986) S: positive / E: negative
Body Double (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Body Rock (1984) both negative
Bolero (1984) both negative

The Bostonians (1984) both positive
Braveheart (1995) both positive
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Breathless (1983) both negative
Broadway Danny Rose (1984) both positive

Broken Rainbow (1986) both negative
The Buddy System (1983) both negative

Can She Bake a Cherry Pie? (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Careful, He Might Hear You (1984) both negative
Carmen (1983) both positive
Carnosaur (1993) S: positive / E: negative
Champions (1984) both positive
Children of the Corn (1984) both negative
A Chorus Line (1985) both positive

Christine (1983) both positive
A Christmas Story (1983) both positive
Cocoon (1985) both positive
Commando (1985) S: negative / E: positive
Cop and a Half (1993) S: negative / E: positive
The Cotton Club (1984) both positive

Crimes of Passion (1984) both negative
Critters (1986) both positive
Crossover Dreams (1985) both positive

D.C. Cab (1983) both negative
D.A.R.Y.L. (1985) S: negative / E: positive
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982) both negative
The Dead Zone (1983) both positive
Deadly Eyes (1983) both negative
Deal of the Century (1983) both negative

Die Hard (1988) S: positive / E: negative
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990) both positive
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) S: negative / E: positive
The Doors (1991) S: positive / E: negative
Down and Out in Beverly Hills (1986) both positive

Dreamscape (1984) S: negative / E: positive
The Dresser (1984) both positive

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) both positive
Ed Wood (1994) both positive
Eddie Macon's Run (1983) both negative
Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) S: positive / E: negative
Educating Rita (1983) both negative

Edward Scissorhands (1990) both negative
Electric Dreams (1984) both positive
Empire of the Sun (1987) both negative
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) both positive (re-release)
Entre Nous (1984) both positive

Eureka (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Evil Dead 2 (1987) S: negative / E: positive
Explorers (1985) both negative

The Falcon and the Snowman (1985) both positive
Falling Down (1993) S: negative / E: positive
Fargo (1996) both positive
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) S: negative / E: positive
Fighting Back (1982) both negative

Firestarter (1984) both negative
A Fish Called Wanda (1988) both positive
The Flamingo Kid (1984) both positive
Fletch (1985) S: positive / E: negative
Fool for Love (1985) both positive
Fraternity Vacation (1985) both negative
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) both negative

Garbo Talks (1984) both negative
Ghostbusters (1984) both positive
Good Burger (1997) both negative
Goodbye New York (1985) both negative

Goodfellas (1990) both positive
The Goonies (1985) both positive
A Great Wall (1986) both positive
Gremlins (1984) both positive
Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan (1984) S: negative / E: positive

Halloween (1978) both positive
Happy Gilmore (1996) both negative
Hard Choices (1986) both positive
Hard to Hold (1984) both negative
Harlequin (1983) both negative

Heart Like a Wheel (1983) both negative
Heartbreakers (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Heartburn (1986) both negative
Heat and Dust (1983) S: negative / E: positive
The Heavenly Kid (1985) both negative

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988) both negative
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) both positive
The Hit (1984) both negative
Hollywood Outtakes (1983) both positive
Hot Dog: The Movie (1984) both negative

Iceman (1984) both positive
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) S: negative / E: positive
Into the Night (1985) both negative
Invasion U.S.A. (1985) both negative
Irreconcilable Differences (1984) both positive

Jagged Edge (1985) both positive
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) both negative
The Jewel of the Nile (1985) S: negative / E: positive
Jo Jo Dancer, Your Life is Calling (1986) both positive
Johnny Dangerously (1984) both negative
The Journey of Natty Gann (1985) both positive
Jurassic Park (1993) both positive

The Karate Kid (1984) both positive
The Keep (1983) both negative
Kids (1995) both positive
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
King David (1985) both negative
Krull (1983) both negative

Ladyhawke (1985) both positive
Last Resort (1986) both negative
The Last Starfighter (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Legend (1985) both negative
Liquid Sky (1984) both negative

The Lonely Guy (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Lonely Hearts (1984) both negative
Lost in America (1985) both positive
Love Letters (1984) both positive
Love Streams (1984) both positive
Lust in the Dust (1985) both negative

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) both positive
The Man Who Loved Women (1983) S: positive / E: negative
The Man with One Red Shoe (1985) both negative
Maria's Lovers (1985) both negative
Marie (1985) S: negative / E: positive

Marvin & Tige (1985) both negative
Mask (1985) both positive
Maxie (1985) both negative
Metropolis (1927) re-release
Mike's Murder (1984) both positive

Mischief (1985) both negative
Misery (1990) both positive
Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985) both positive
Misunderstood (1984) both negative
Mr. Hulot's Holiday (1953) both positive (re-release)

Mrs. Soffel (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Movers & Shakers (1985) both negative
Moscow on the Hudson (1984) both positive

Never Cry Wolf (1983) both positive
The Neverending Story (1984) S: negative / E: positive
New Nightmare (1994) S: negative / E: positive
Night of the Living Dead (1990) both negative
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) S: negative / E: positive
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) both negative

Octopussy (1983) S: positive / E: negative
The Official Story (1985) both positive
Oh, God! You Devil (1984) both positive
Once Upon a Time in America (1984) both negative
The Osterman Weekend (1983) both negative
Out of Bounds (1986) both negative

Paris, Texas (1984) both positive
Perfect (1985) both negative
The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) both negative
Pirates (1986) both negative
Places in the Heart (1984) both positive

Plenty (1985) both positive
Police Academy (1984) both negative
Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) both negative
Poltergeist (1982) S: negative / E: positive
Poltergeist 3 (1988) both negative
The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984) both positive

Predator (1987) S: negative / E: positive
A Private Function (1984) both positive
Privates on Parade (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Prizzi's Honor (1985) both positive
Pulp Fiction (1994) both positive
The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) both positive

Racing with the Moon (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Reckless (1984) both negative
Red Dawn (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Red Sonja (1985) both negative
Return of the Jedi (1983) both positive
Return to Oz (1985) both negative

Reuben. Reuben (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Revenge of the Nerds (1984) both positive
Rhinestone (1984) both negative
Richard Pryor ...Here and Now (1983) both positive
The River (1984) both negative
Rob Roy (1996) both positive
Robocop (1987) both positive

Rocky 3 (1982) both negative
Rocky 4 (1985) S: positive / E: negative
Romancing the Stone (1984) both positive
Rumble Fish (1983) S: negative / E: positive
Runaway Train (1985) S: negative / E: positive
Roger & Me (1989) both positive

Sahara (1984) both negative
Schindler's List (1993) both positive
Secret Admirer (1985) both negative
Secret Honor (1984) both positive
Seven (1995) both positive
Sheena (1984) both negative

Short Circuit (1986) both negative
Sid and Nancy (1986) both positive
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) S: negative / E: positive
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) both negative
Silkwood (1983) both positive

Silverado (1985) both positive
Slapstick of Another Kind (1984) both negative
A Soldier's Story (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Songwriter (1984) both positive
Soul Man (1986) both negative

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) both negative
Splash (1984) both negative
Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock (1984) both positive
Still Smokin' (1983) both negative
The Stone Boy (1984) both positive

Stop Making Sense (1984) both positive
Strangers Kiss (1984) both positive
Streets of Fire (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Stripper (1986) S: positive / E: negative
Stuck on You! (1983) both negative

Sudden Impact (1983) S: negative / E: positive
A Sunday in the Country (1985) both positive
Supergirl (1984) both negative
The Sure Thing (1985) both positive
Sweet Dreams (1985) both negative
Swing Shift (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Sylvester (1985) both positive

Tank (1984) S: positive / E: negative
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) both positive
Testament (1983) S: negative / E: positive
That Sinking Feeling (1984) both positive
That's Dancing! (1985) both positive

They Don't Wear Black Tie (1983) both negative
This Is Spinal Tap (1984) both positive
Thriller (1983) both negative
Tightrope (1984) both positive
The Times of Harvey Milk (1984) both positive
Top Secret! (1984) S: negative / E: positive
Total Recall (1990) S: negative / E: positive

Tough Enough (1983) S: negative / E: positive
Toy Story (1999) both positive
La Traviata (1983) both positive
The Trout (1983) both negative
True Lies (1994) S: negative / E: positive

Turk 182 (1985) both negative
Two of a Kind (1983) both negative
Unfaithfully Yours (1984) both negative
Until September (1984) both negative
Up the Creek (1984) both positive

Vamp (1986) both negative
Very Bad Things (1998) both negative
A View to a Kill (1985) both negative
Violets are Blue (1986) both positive
Vision Quest (1985) both positive

WarGames (1983) both positive
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) both positive
Where the Boys Are (1984) both negative
Wild at Heart (1990) S: positive / E: negative
The Wild Life (1984) both negative

Windy City (1984) both negative
Witness (1984) both positive
The Woman in Red (1984) both negative
Wrong is Right (1982) both negative

Xtro (1983) both negative
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) S: negative / E: positive

Special Stuff!

Worst Movies of 1983 Part 1: Jaws 3-D, Amityville 3-D, Porky's 2: The Next Day
Worst Movies of 1983 Part 2: The Sting 2, Smokey and the Bandit 3, Staying Alive (Deal of the Century, The Final Option, Krull, The Lonely Lady, The Osterman Weekend, Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Stroker Ace, Trenchcoat)
Winners That Were Losers (1983) Part 1: Divine Madness, Tattoo
Winners That Were Losers (1983) Part 2: Four Friends, Prince of the City
Winners That Were Losers (1983) Part 3: Vernon Florida, Stevie
Best Movies of 1984 Part 1: The Killing Fields, Purple Rain, Stranger Than Paradise
Best Movies of 1984 Part 2: Amadeus, The Cotton Club, Once Upon a Time in America
Worst Movies of 1984 Part 1: Sheena, Rhinestone, Bolero, Cannonball Run 2
Worst Movies of 1984 Part 2: City Heat, Dune (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Windy City, The Woman in Red, Where the Boys Are, Best Defense, Harry & Son, Silent Night Deadly Night)
Worst Movies of 1985 Part 1: Return to Oz, Godzilla 1985, St. Elmo's Fire, Fever Pitch
Worst Movies of 1985 Part 2: Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Bride, Perfect, Target (Maxie, Brewster's Millions, The Man with One Red Shoe, A View to a Kill)
Best Movies of 1992 Part 1: The Crying Game, Damage, The Player, Under Siege, Unforgiven
Best Movies of 1992 Part 2: Malcolm X, One False Move
Worst Movies of 1992 Part 1: The Babe, Folks, Medicine Man, Toys, Whispers in the Dark
Worst Movies of 1992 Part2: Christoper Columbus: The Discovery, Frozen Assets, Shadows and Fog, Shining Through, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot


1984 episode on Steven Spielberg Part 1, Part 2
1984 episode on Bill Murray Part 1, Part 2
1985 episode on "Movies That Changed The Movies" Part 1, Part 2
1985 episode on "Rebirth of the Western" Part 1, Part 2
1985 episode on Science Fiction films Part 1, Part 2

1985 piece on Albert Brooks
1985 piece on James Dean
1985 piece on Richard Gere

Gotta send a huge dose of thanks to YouTube people firstmagnitude and TheRealFatsquatch, and a few random folks -- but those two guys are the Siskel/Ebert upload masters. So thanks to them!

HHX Update #1

Yes, yes, despite the fact that I often get these stupid little ideas and then never do a damn thing about them, I'm actually going ahead with the Hammer Horror Xperiment. I certainly hope the nine of you reading this thing aren't expecting full-bore reviews for these movies, because that's what they'd be: boring! Bahaa, jokes are fun.

Anyway I started off poorly, seeing that The Quatermass Experiment (1955) is presently unavailable. No biggie, although I do plan to see this entire trilogy some time soon.

I kicked things off with X: The Unknown (1955), which is a very dry mixture of Alien and The Blob -- only it came out before both of those movies. Definitely not a bad movie, but certainly not the colorfully pulpy sort of Hammer flick I was looking for. Then it was time for The Abominable Snowman (1957), which (again) is very chat-heavy, but it benefits from a fine Peter Cushing performance and a boisterous one from Forrest Tucker. I noticed that even in a horror flick this old, you'll still find the cleverness: It's a movie about a potentially deadly creature, but our main characters have a lot more trouble dealing with A) mother nature, and B) human nature. Still, not the Hammer I had in mind when I started this project, but you gotta start somewhere.

Because of a shipping snafu, I was dealt road-block #2. I'd received the second Dracula flick (Brides of Dracula), but I hadn't watched the first one (Horror of Dracula) yet. (Truth be told, I've seen the '58 Dracula, but it's been way too long.) Annoyed at having to watch part 2 before part 1, I watched part 2 anyway. (Sue me, this stuff's not brain science.) Seeing as how this flick is the old Hammer Dracula flick in which Christopher Lee doesn't appear, I'm guessing that Brides of Dracula (1960) is sort of the Halloween 3 of the series -- but I kinda liked it. The head vampire is (of course) very stagy and goofy, but there's tons of that darkly vibrant Hammer color palette I was looking for. A fun entry, but (I'm sure) not a superior one.

So let's extend that Halloween comparison: Michael Myers returned in Halloween 4, which kinda stunk, and Christopher Lee returned in Dracula 3 -- Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966) -- which also isn't so good. It's got Lee and Cushing, which makes it intermittently fun by default, but the plot is a toothless and anemic thing indeed. (Yes, two vampire puns for the price of none.)

And then a few days later I got re-acquainted with the very cool Horror of Dracula (as it's known here in the states), the 1958 (loose) adaptation that's every bit the classic those crazy Brits think it is. Many liberties have been taken with the source material, but meh, who cares? (Director) Terence Fisher and (screenwriter) Jimmy Sangster retain just enough of the story to keep the fans happy, but they also head off on their own tangents, too. It's during this movie that I start to get it: Somehow the Hammer guys were re-inventing the classic horrors, and doing so with typically British production design, preparation, and work ethic -- but the filmmakers were also intent on keeping the tone semi-light. Even with its over-red gore, the movies feel a lot like the comic books that inspired Creepshow.

Ah, I forgot. I was also able to catch Curse of the Werewolf (1961), which was Hammer's first and only entry on a lycanthropic level -- and for good reason. The movie has a very blocky structure, with an overlong prologue that goes absolutely nowhere and then an overlong wait for the mayhem to begin. It's still got a great look, and you simply haven't lived until you've seen Oliver Reed suffer the agonies of werewolfism.

On the docket: Die! Die! My Darling! (1965), Night Creatures (1962), Kiss of the Vampire (1963), Phantom of the Opera (1962), Nightmare (1964), Paranoiac (1963), and The Evil of Frankenstein (1964) -- which is annoying because that's Frankenstein Part 3 and I haven't tackled Frankenstein 1 or 2 yet. (Although I get the impression that "franchise continuity" was not of utmost importance at the Hammer House.)

The Hammer Horror Xperiment!

I've had a pretty busy year so far (and with a lot of travel yet to come!), but I've been trying to organize a new movie assignment for myself, kinda like the time I watched 55 film noir titles in four months or that other time I watched 3 Police Academy movies in one week. And since I love all things British almost as much as I adore horror movies, I figured it was high time for me to tackle one of the genre's most storied franchises: The Hammer.

I've seen a few of these movies over the years, but let's not forget I was raised in the era of Halloween 2 and Friday the 13th 4, so back then ... Hammer Horror just seemed sorta corny. But now that I'm (more than) old enough to appreciate these films for precisely what they are, I figure it's time to get cracking. I've broken the flicks down into four sections, and (with the help of both Netflix, Greencine and Blockbuster) I aim to watch them as chronologically as possible. Obviously I'll be back with (hopefully frequent) updates.

Section 1 (1955 -- 1960)

1. The Quatermass Experiment (1955)
2. X the Unknown (1955)
3. The Abominable Snowman (1957)
4. Quatermass 2: Enemy from Space (1957)
5. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
6. Horror of Dracula (1958)
7. The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
8. The Mummy (1959)
9. The Brides of Dracula (1960)

Section 2 (1961 -- 1965)

1. The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
2. Night Creatures (1962)
3. Phantom of the Opera (1962)
4. The Kiss of the Vampire (1963)
5. Paranoiac (1963)
6. The Evil of Frankenstein (1964)
7. Nightmare (1964)
8. The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb (1964)
9. The Nanny (1965)
   
10. Die! Die! My Darling! (1965)

Section 3 (1966 -- 1970)

1. Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
2. The Plague of the Zombies (1966)
3. Rasputin: The Mad Monk (1966)
4. The Reptile (1966)
5. The Witches (1966)
6. Quatermass and the Pit (1967)
7. The Mummy's Shroud (1967)
8. Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)
9. The Devil Rides Out (1968)
10. The Lost Continent (1968)
11. Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968)
12. Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969)
13. Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)
14. The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)
15. Scars of Dracula (1970)

Section 4 (1971 -- 1976)

1. Blood from the Mummy's Tomb (1971)
2. Dr. Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971)
3. Lust for a Vampire (1971)
4. Demons of the Mind (1972)
5. Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972)
6. Fear in the Night (1972)
7. Straight on Till Morning (1972)
8. The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
9. The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
10. Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)
11. Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974)
12. To the Devil a Daughter (1976)

These ones are either unavailable or more difficult to track down, but I will start searching once I'm done with the Xperiment: The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll (1960), Taste of Fear (1961), The Damned (1963), Maniac (1963), The Old Dark House (1963), The Gorgon (1964), Crescendo (1970), The Vampire Lovers (1970), Countess Dracula (1971), Twins of Evil (1971), Hands of the Ripper (1971), and Vampire Circus (1972).

Any Hammer freaks out there? Have I missed any noteworthy titles? (Special thanks to this website for being a great research tool.)