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Monday, April 20, 2009

Casualty List for the ALIENS Marines

First Contact

1. Corporal Dietrich (Cynthia Dale Scott) -- Yanked into the dark by a camoflauged alien bastard.
2. Private Frost (Ricco Ross) -- Set ablaze by Dietrich's flamthrower, falls down a giant shaft, explodes with a lot of ammo strapped to his back. Ouch.
3. Private Crowe (Tip Tipping) -- Killed instantly in the explosion.
4. Private Wierzbowski (Trevor Steedman) -- Dispatched off-screen (but loudly) in the subsequent confusion.


The Firefight

5. Sergeant Apone (Al Matthews) -- Grabbed by aliens while waiting for his moron lieutenant to get a clue.
6. Private Drake (Mark Rolston) -- Mega-sprayed by a shower of acid-blood just as he was about to escape. 

No Escape

7. Private Spunkmeyer (Daniel Kash) -- Devoured off-screen while prepping the drop-ship for evac.
8. Corporal Ferro (Colette Hiller) -- Savaged by aliens as she prepares to set the drop-ship down.

The Siege

9. Private Hudson (Bill Paxton) -- Pulled to a satisfyingly heroic death when the aliens break through the floor (and the ceiling) of home base.
** Layman Carter J. Burke (Paul Reiser) -- Whacked by an alien mouth while sweating and cringing like the pathetic worm he so definitely is.
10. Private Vasquez (Jenette Goldstein) -- Blown up while trying to save her clueless lieutenant from a sticky demise.
11. Lieutenant Gorman (William Hope) -- Blown up by Vasquez when the rescue attempt fails. At least the idiot took a few aliens with him.

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I've been watching Aliens in HD on cable recently, but I keep missing "The Seige". Also, do the aliens really "devour" anyone (re: Private Spunkmeyer)? I thought they just use the projectile mouth as a weapon, not for nourishment. I know in Alien, it impales Harry Dean Stanton and carries him away, but I never really thought they were eating them. It's possible that this was explained in one of those AvP movies that I've not been able to sit through.

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